in my apartment hall there lives a fart ghost. why does ghost have an h in it? couldn't it be gost? or goest? or gosed? anyway, my roommate and i discovered this ghost a few months ago. first i thought it was her. then she was away, and the smell stayed. and i don't fart, so it definitely couldn't be me. i aired out the apartment and left for the day. when i came back the smell was stronger than ever. i really thought that my roommie ran into the hall and let one go every time she had the chance, but how could she do it when she wasn't even in town? i know, maybe she plants timed fart bombs to go off while she's not there. that must be it! she is a terrorist! i should've guessed...